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There was a Frenchman, an OBX fisherman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going through a Provence.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the  tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the OBX fisherman were
sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face
as if he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The OBX fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and
she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and 
actually kissed the OBX fisherman and got slapped for it.'

And the OBX fisherman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes
through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French guy again.'

... author unknown