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A balloonist is blown off course and is forced to land. He is in a field close to a
road, but has no idea where he is. He sees a car coming along the road and hails it.
The driver gets out and the balloonist says, "Howdy! Can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, of course," says the driver. "You have just landed in your
balloon, and with this wind you have obviously been blown off course. You are
in the top field on John Dawson's farm, 12 miles from Moyock, NC. John will be plowing
the field next week and sowing wheat. There is a bull in the field. It is behind you
and about to attack you." At that moment, the bull reaches the balloonist and tosses him over the fence. Luckily, the balloonist is unhurt. He gets up, dusts himself off and says to the motorist,
"I see you're an appraiser." "Good grief," says the other man, "you're right! How did you know that?" "I employ appraisers," says the balloonist. "The information you gave me was
detailed, precise, and accurate. Most of it was useless, and it arrived
far too late to be of any help." author unknown
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