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Written by beachcomber
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 A man was stopped by a Fisheries Inspector on the beach in Nags Head. He had two buckets of fish.
The Inspector asked the man: "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the Inspector : "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the Inspector replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the ocean and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the Inspector for a moment and then said: "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the Inspector replied.
The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and waited. After several minutes, the Inspector turned to the man and said: "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the Inspector prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked. author Unknown
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