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A man took his pregnant wife to the OBX hospital to give birth.  The doctor delivering the child explained to the couple that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it out.

The machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father to ease the mother's burden. They thought that was a great idea and decided to give it a try.

The doctor set the machine on 10 percent to begin with, telling the man that even 10 percent was probably more pain than he'd ever experienced. The man was  surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked the doctor to raise it.

So, the doctor raised it up to 20 percent and when the man still felt fine, he raised it to 50 and finally 100 percent.  After the delivery, the man stood up, walked to the window to admire the ocean view and stretched a little.

Both he and his wife felt fine.

Later, when they took the baby home, they found their OBX mailman dead outside their Nags Head home.

............author unknown

There was a Frenchman, an OBX fisherman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going through a Provence.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the  tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the OBX fisherman were
sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face
as if he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The OBX fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and
she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and 
actually kissed the OBX fisherman and got slapped for it.'

And the OBX fisherman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes
through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French guy again.'

... author unknown

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

A balloonist is blown off course and is forced to land. He is in a field close to a
road, but has no idea where he is. He sees a car coming along the road and hails it.